Herooftheday17044's 2001 Dodge Durango

BlackJack

About this Current Vehicle:

It's got a 5.9L Magnum V8 under the hood and 3 row leather seating, and it's fully loaded. I think it makes a nice addition to the garage.



You know you own a Dakota or Durango when…

• You know you own a Durango when EBay is the best aftermarket parts place.

• You know you own a Durango when you look up the resale value and it sucks!

• You know you own a Durango when the low fuel light comes on and you still have 5 gallons left!

• You know you are in a Durango when you look in the rear view to see a convoy of cars following you through unplowed snow covered roads.

• You know you are in a Durango when you go off-roading and there are already 2-3 jeeps in that spot and stare at you because they are amazed we can do the same things they can.

• You know you are in a Durango when you can put 1,100 dollars worth of food and two kids and still have room.

• You know you are in a Durango when you can go off-roading with five or six of your friends all in one car.

• You know you own a Durango R/T when someone sees your Durango and stares in amazement at the R/T badge.

• You know you are in a Durango when you are proud of 13mpg.

• You know you own a Durango when you drive across a weight scale and people mistake you for a full sized truck.

• You know you own a Durango when it’s clean, it looks like a million bucks... and when it’s dirty, it looks like a million and one.

• You know you have a Durango when the front wheels get dirty 20 minutes into the first drive after you wash it.

• You know you have a Durango no matter how many miles you have on it, you have replaced the ball joints at least once.

• You know you have a Durango when someone in a Mini Cooper pulls out in front of you and you actually consider running them over.

• You know you have a Durango when you are at the custom tire shop and you are given 2 choices out of a catalog of 1000 wheels.

• You know you're in a Durango when you run to the store down the street real quick and have to stop for gas on the way there and the way back.

• You know you own a Durango when you beep your horn and it sounds like a minivan instead of a Mack truck.

• You know you are in an R/T Durango when you can't do a burnout because Chrysler didn't give you the ability to turn off the damn 4WD.

• You know you're in an R/T Durango when you get 9.5mpg because Chrysler didn't give you the ability to turn off the damn 4WD.

• You know you're in a Durango, when you pull onto a highway and other vehicles on the road are amazed at how fast your heavy ass catches up to their pace, and then your rev limiter stops you in your tracks way too early...