Could it be…SATAN? Quick, wash it with holy water and soap!
A Christian family are concerned dark forces are behind a devilish looking car that has sat in front of their house for a month. Julian Clarke, from Long Ditton, is concerned about a black Pontiac Trans Am that has been anonymously parked in his road.
Satan shoehorned the LT1 under the cowl on 4th gen fbodies to punish good people.
i know what the means, when i get in mine all hell breaks loose..with the tires..
So... Jesus drives a Chevy, why do you think all the Chevy's have crosses on them?.
"I dunno, It's a nice TA, but there's nothing really... Unique about it. I just don't know if I'm ready to buy another car..."
"Well... It IS possessed by the dark lord and master of hell, Satan."
"I'LL TAKE IT!"
i love how in the 3rd pic they show a picture of the devil logo on the rim and call it the steering wheel.
Devil is the wheel manufacturer, this is in the UK where things don't make sense to us all the time, and its an LT1.... that's why its sat for the past month.
They are pretty scary. Especially when working on one, they bring the evil out in anyone!
@DevilYellow: The combination of the UK, a Trans Am, and an LT-1 would definitely scare a good deal of the "performance" cars they have.
Renault Clio V6 (cough, cough)
I'ma go steal it cause you know - Satan must be bad ass for driving a GM... 
We all know the Devil would drive an F-Body...
I mean, how else would you seduce the womens and scare the weak?