Well, chicks dig me because I rarely wear pants. Guys hate me, because I am convinced I can kick their nipples off. I don't vote. My body is a temple, and I encourage you to sacrifice yourself to it. I think I may be a lycanthrope. I am not into prostate yanking. I ate miracle grow when I was four. When I was 8, I dropped out of karate because I got beat up by a kid half my size. I open mouth kissed a horse once. I made MVP Gold status with my mileage plan. I have a 401K.